She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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