I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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