dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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