Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
the day after is always just damage control
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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