I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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