Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Can you bring me the toilet please
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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