dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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