Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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