Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I believe in your delicious
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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