we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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