No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i may or may not be watching the land before time
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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