How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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