She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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