He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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