I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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