I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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