i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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