please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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vagina is talking i cant
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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