Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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