I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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