He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
