I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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