i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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