i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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