Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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