its not stalking. its research.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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