I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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