I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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