Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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