it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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