Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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