yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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