yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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