ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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