Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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