is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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