Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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