i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
this will be a night to untag.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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