so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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