You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize
