That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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