Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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