Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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