Is it normal to miss your booty call?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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