Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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