So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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