If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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