i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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