u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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