if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just blew my weed a kiss
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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