she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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