I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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