I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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