I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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