Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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