I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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