Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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